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The surfer – a parable with questions

It was quite cold that winter morning. Most folk were there by this time and the heating had begun to work, but it was still the sort of day when a heavy coat was essential.

She was different. Tie-died cut-off shorts and a ripped T-shirt. Her sandals made that tell-tale flopping noise on the wooden floor and her masses of bleached blonde curls hadn’t seen a brush in days.

She walked straight in and sat in the front row. People didn’t do that. Polite people, especially those who hadn’t been to chapel before, waited to be told which seat was free. Of course, almost every seat was free but she wouldn’t know that, would she?

People began to whisper. ‘Has she got a hymn book?’ ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Is it young Ellie?’ ‘Who invited her?!!’

The murmurs grew louder when she opened a packet of crisps. Then there was the unmistakeable sound of a drinks can popping open. Would you believe it, the surfer was having breakfast in church. And it wasn’t even a proper breakfast.

Just then the vestry door opened. The steward and preacher walked calmly down the aisle and things settled down. No they didn’t! Just as people begun to turn to the opening hymn the surfer stood up.

‘You haven’t got a clue, have you?’ she said. ‘Here you sit, singing that hymn for the … what … 450th time in your lives?’ She turned to the preacher. ‘And what will you talk about? How this chapel has always been here as a sign of God’s love for the world? That’s what you usually say – in fact that’s what you always say: 1982, 1984, 1985 (twice), 1988 … check it out, you’ll see I’m right.’

Her curls were flying in all directions and her index finger shot forwards, appearing to point at everyone at the same time.           

‘You haven’t got a clue. I’m here to tell you that God is sick of your religion. He doesn’t want it and … you know what … neither does the world! What it really wants is you! People need you, turned on by God and making a difference to what’s going on in their lives.’

Quietly the surfer walked from the front to the back of the church and every eye followed. ‘You,’ she spat out, ‘are a bunch of wasters. Get a life.’ And she walked out.

 

OK, this is a fictional story but underneath it lie a number of disturbing realities for the Christian church in the UK. In many places we are struggling to get to grips with a growing chasm between faith as we practise it and life as most people live it.

The surfer’s clash with this small chapel congregation can be seen as a clash of cultures which can never be resolved or as a confrontation from which bridges can and must be built. On a number of levels it highlights what could, if used creatively, become signs of hope for the future.

1         Who do we welcome – and why?

a.       Appearance – clothes, hair etc

b.       Invitations – or gatecrashers

c.       Our expectations – and God’s

2         What about tradition – and traditionalism?

a.       What’s good about the past?

b.       What have we invented to protect ourselves?

c.       The same – yesterday, today and for ever?

d.       Deference – or the lack of it

3        How can we hear uncomfortable truths – and judge what’s true?

a.       Testing the Spirit

4        What is the place of the prophetic – who does God use to disturb us?

a.       Culture clash

b.       Guided by the Spirit

c.       Hearing – and listening

5        How do we embody hope – and what should it look like?

a.       Expect change

b.       Embrace change

c.       Let the culture critique us 

Our surfer had already made judgements about what was going on inside the chapel but her presence at least signalled an underlying concern that the Christian faith should have something to say to her and the surrounding community.

The constant decline of the Christian Church in the West and the claims of its inevitable death have produced a withered, stunted faith that has forgotten how to blossom. We have to ask ourselves:

v      Are we willing to welcome?

v      Do we understand why people see us as out of date?

v      What do we need to let go of?

v      How far are we prepared to journey?

v      Where are the lines in the sand?

v      Will we allow the Spirit to lead us?

v      How do we handle conflict?

v      How do we hear difficult truths?

 

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